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Political Satire and humour with a genuine whiff of Reality.

Are Elections Rigged?

I do not find it odd that Nigel Farage and Donald Trump are buddies … do you?
Whilst I am a confirmed True Loony, I must confess, I did do quite a bit of undercover moonlighting for the Brexit Loonies on the sly, waaay back in the day. And before you jump on the hater bandwagon, my position on Brexit is and always was conflicted, by the catch 22 I always recognised… I was short term leave, long term stay. We really could not stay in the EU as it was; it became untenably broken, particularly for the UK. However, you cannot change a broken system if you are not a part of it … I am permitted these minor contradictory dichotomies apparently, I'm nuts!

I chose 'leave' as the logical final solution in unison with the way we, the  people, had voted. Also in the wrongful conclusion that the Tories would do a good job... they didn't. If they had ... Britain would be great again; they've had long enough and their ship is still rudderless. The only card we had to play was the City of London... control the flow of money and we'd be fine, you Tory tools! Bumbled and fumbled, yet again. And it could be too late to salvage due to the post, post pandemonium. 

I think the entire Brexit shitshow was poorly handled by literally everybody involved, bar-none… especially the mainstream media. More so Nigel Farage and the Brexit Party, even though they were the only party who actually did accomplish their overall objective... but at what price and cost? The fundamental problem quickly became apparent, Boris and his crew didn't have the ability to pull it off for the UK's benefit, his shitty deal proved this. I'm saddened Nigel Farage bottled it; because some of what he evangelised prophetically was fundementally correct, Change Politics for Good... it needs to!

 

The Brexit concept was supposed to be about taking back control ... when in fact what actually happened was that we gave the Tories carte blanche to take over. I do think the UK would also be better under the guidance of Nigel Farage right now instead of bumbling Boris or Richie Rich Sunak... not my best choice but because he simply knows more about the subject of the EU and Brexit... I doubt his opportunity will come again but I could be wrong, possibly when Trump 2024 is over. [Owens/Trump..? a strong contender to win. Apparently she's married to a British Expat... I find that conflictingly reassuring.]

Jeremy Corbin suddenly became a complete ass out of thin air, (really?), all he had to do was the exact same thing that Joe Biden sucessfully did... Nothing. Just shut up, wait and hope the opposing team drop the ball, which the Tories never ceased to do and Donald Trump... who knows? Bumbling Boris could not believe his luck when the ball fell directly into his lap, he caught it like a startled bird… the startled smirk across his face says it all, “F* me, how did I catch this gig? He then assumed it must be amongst his entitlement.

The deciding factor for me personally though, was the autocratic decision of (East) German premier, Angela Merkel that met with disapproval... and something the Eu should be mindful of, every Country had no choice but to pay the price of her sole decision, like it or not. Undoubtedly the swinging factor in much of the decision making in the UK, was immigration but as it turns out in reality, it was the future economy that should have taken the floor... it did not. The decision making process was flawed from the onset... even without all the lies of a new NHS.

‘Cameron the Clown’ known affectionately as Dodgy Dave in political spheres, should never have bombed Syria in the first place. However, Germany permitting... and unwittingly facilitating unrestricted access to the centre of London for the very people we were bombing… really was not acceptable to me personally. I am pretty sure the Swede’s weren’t happy either.

It was irresponsible and disrespectful for one of our closest allies to make this sweeping decision for all Europeans without intense notifications, with alternatives forthcoming and all in favour. And Europe needs to wake up to this fact quickly. I do not know how Angela Merkel managed to (just) remain  in power. OH… maybe it is because Europe can now be gift wrapped and labelled the Franco-German federation, (only to plicate the French of course, Germans really know it's the German Fr-ederation.)

Final thought on Brexit ...
Q...Brexit or Russhin?  England out, Russia in?
Think this circumstance through, long and hard… Russia is the one sole Nation with a physical attatchment that is supplying the entire EU (and UK) with their utilities, makes good East German financial sense to me. Russia can undoubtedly afford the EU. entry fee… seems like a sweet deal, but better give it a few years to let the waters still and add in a few big distractions for good measure? We won't be involved either way, that's the bigger issue. 
One day, the English will win the Eurovision song contest outright again... for you Saint Terry!

* Ukraine is currently ongoing... that situation could get interesting in a few years. 

DAVID CAMERON cock.fwAs an Irishman, I do understand and empathise with the refugee’s plight, and I sincerely hope that some of the £60 million that Cameron lost on the Greensill saga was re-directed back into worthy charitable refugee causes (yeah, right). But fundamentally as an English Man, let us place the blame where it belongs…  there are more egregious ‘C’ words I could use other than Clown.

But, do not worry about your £60 million Greensill loss and £10million salary for 25 hours, Dodgy Dave... don't forget you still have the money that was highlighted in the Panama scandal and the Paradise papers tucked away to fall back on. Unlike the tens of thousands of disabled people whose benefits you cut out from with-under-them, making many of them even more vulnerable and often homeless. We can only hope that one day he actually and really does… shit a hedgehog, spines first.

Rigged?

So, onto the Peterborough 2019 bi-(ass)-election it is… but first let me give you some background information relating to the election process. Most elections, except in Australia (where they are correctly mandatory), struggle to attain 50% turnout of the domestic population, more than half of us do not vote. During an election, at every polling station, each political party is permitted a representative or witness. This witness takes the electoral polling data directly from the card of each voter before they vote. All parties get fair access to who actually turned out and voted.

In a 2-party system, such as is in the USA, everything becomes very evident, very quickly... both parties know with accuracy who votes, and how. How they know is simply by reviewing ‘our volunteered data’. Each party knows who is in their own party in each constituency and therefore, who did vote, and how many voted for them. They also more often know who is in the opposing party too and hence, who did not.  

In addition, both parties compile an abundance of strategic constituency polling data; the information that political campaigners gather daily whilst ‘door knocking’ … their job is to engage residents in conversation to figure out how they are going to vote and take a note of this in an analogue (paper) system, easily digitised and often referred to as the 3 P’s data. The 2 major parties have all of this information documented and filed, (electronically) … going back decades.

Long story short, in a 2-party system both parties know who and how everyone votes or voted… (aggregated). And, more importantly, who did not vote and even more significantly still… who never, ever vote! Can you now smell the scent on the wind in the rigging?

So, let us suppose I am a nefarious political actor… which I am not. Or, I would probably be in parliament and king of the entire world by now, based on the following information... (note: not king of the universe, there are aliens remember).

Taking into account my unfettered access to my party’s empirical, historic voting data accompanied by the recent polling information taken door to door, I can fairly and accurately assess a ‘swing in voting’ of let's say 1000 votes. i.e. this being the necessary number of votes that I would need to secure the seat that is being contested. Political parties and the media usually estimate this voting requirement from polling data and is known as swing data, long before voting day.

I could easily ascertain personal details of 1000 historically chronic none-voters in any constituency, accomplished using a cross reference of data and information gained from the electoral role, polling, and/or census information. With an average given turn out of say 40% or 50%  (60% none voters averaged), add a bit of not too difficult mathematical corruption … and voila! All I have to do is be prepared to apply for, then fake 1000 signatures on strategical mail-in votes; ballots that will never be questioned or contested because I know these people do not (ever) vote … seat won, Job Done Mr. President.
Voters do not swing elections, but none voters can! ...

Voter data, and/or any required 'beneficial' manipulation of it, could be processed and/or undertaken by the political party itself before voting day... unbeknownst by the candidate themselves! Understand that even the candidates may never even realise that an election was rigged in their favour... it's a perfectly flawed system, easily exploited. He who has the best data could easily control the vote; as Cambridge Analytica found out... add in a bit of corruption and? Our neighbours in Batley and Spen were recently divided by a mere 300+/- votes... or in the old (Irish catholic) days, this would be equivalent to a church congregation, or today one mosque could literally swing an election. Nothing has changed in the electoral shinanigans for a long time ... it's overdue! 

It really is that simple, it's easy to rig any election if you're corrupt and rich enough. Australia are getting it right... mandatory voting is one of the few ways to resolve this demonstrable discrepancy, amongst others. There are other tactics, methods and strategies to rig any election but this readily demonstrable single one should be enough to identify that the voting mechanism needs to be changed, irrespective. What makes this even worse, I watched something akin to this play out in real time during the Peterborough bi-election in 2019, which I was lucky enough to witness at almost every level, from inception to conclusion. I really could not believe my own eyes at what I had witnessed, the fact that democracy never existed.

The realisation and wakeup call it gave me was nothing short of flabbergasting... as a factor of my background in technology and work in digital ID, I know this is not a difficult issue to address. Impartial, mandatory voting on your mobile device, it is possible, even if your vote is for screw you, it can be counted (anonymously). OR should I say as anonymously as the device you are using, which is NOT AT ALL?

They (?) just don't want to do this because they, whoever 'they' are (Aweeans???), would effectively lose control of the existing status quo. So... when this does finally happen you can bet the house they'll know how to control the system before they use it ... over to you Mr Soros and your demonstrably manipulable electronic voting system?  Go to Admin>>> Settings >>> Select all >>>  hit the 'discombobulate' icon and press enter? Virtually all of these electronic systems are editable or adjustable, just follow the instructions in the 'Administrators' version of the manual... whether these CRM type features were utilised or not during the US election is anybody's guess?

ALL elections are rigged, even by the very candidates being selected for us to ‘choose’ from in the first place... selective democracy. Sir Keir ‘the council house’ Starmer; bastion of the working-class social ethic… seriously? I don't see him hanging around the working men's club much these days since he got his new job... or [Racist???] Jeremy Corbyn's old one. (Smell alert). It's a good job Angela Rayner is aboard to balast the ship... 

I began, not only to perceive how, but also more importantly, why and by proxy whom, as well as how! And it does become more and more dangerously complex the more you realise exactly who must be involved, what is at stake and the gravity of maintaining the status quo. The main conclusion being; the more power and money you have, the easier it is to do pretty much anything you want, even rig an election.

The election boundary changes that are currently in progress will surprisingly (?) address ... none of this; the Tories are just foolishly sharpening their swords in front of us all. Proportional Representation is still a myth and  a single party system that's about to collapose (are we heading towards a civil dictatorship?) would be even worse than the existing bi-polar system we have now. Be warned; Rishi Sunak* is oh-so polished-in-waiting, it's robotically hypnotising... like watching a train crash.

*A long time Prediction since Proven correct... let's see how the incoming labour socialists handle their impending civil dictatorship!

The Scottish aren't doing anybody any favours, including themselves... so set yourself up for a long Tory reign unless they wake up. We all have to wait for the Jocks to snap out of their devolution delusion. ZERO chance the Tories are going to buy into another £30M+ referendum using UK tax money whilst SNP are literally keeping them in power. Sir Keir would undoubtedly bribe or buy Scotland... if he could and that's how he'll probably win the next election outright, hands down.
I would personally like to take this opportunity to go out on a limb and thank the Scottish nation for the lives of two of our greatest recent Scottish Prime Ministers 'David the clown Cameron' and Gordon is a Moron Brown  F*ckuvellymuch! Reap what you sow, if any where; Ireland should get a referendum, you've had yours... Rule Britania, join in!

* Job now done now just go away SNP; I never did trust Jimmy Kranky as the Scottish Leader. ...  I do like this new guy in parliament, Stephen Flynn. He seems a good un so keep yer eye on him... he should flip to labour and save his political skin

Nobody can be 100% sure about all the elements in ‘shitfuckery’ that were undoubtedly going on during the US election but let us briefly stop to assess the known data and dissolve these into facts. 1. Record turnout 66%, unusually high, arguably acceptable. 2. Trump gets more votes than Obama did and more than he did to win originally in 2016 and still loses, (smell alert). And I am in no way a Trumper, I doubt he got that many either, but the smell does get worse the more you dig… culminating recently in example number 3. Don Corelone Guiliani; former mayor of New York City, prolific prosecutor, alleged mafioso and personal lawyer to master villain ‘he who shall not be named’ … is barred from legal practice, period…God the stench. The list goes on and on…. And on. This is exactly what the results of polarisation are...

Long story short, it all stinks to high heaven, even without the ‘alleged’ voting interventions of Russia and China. … and seriously think that one through. The main benefactors of America’s and the UK’s current ongoing Bi-polar dilemmas is unquestionably, softly, softly Russia and China. We are no longer unified, we are polarising; it is kind of akin to Sun-Tzu, the Chinese forefather of divide and conquer, and who could undoubtedly kick the West's Italian massiah Machiavelli’s ass… any day. Apologies, not akin to... exactly like! Wakey WAKEY…  Sun Tzu and Machiavelli in conflict has global significance and ramifications.

I do not think the Trump saga is over... understand, he is NOT going to quit (probably ever), it's not in his nature. And if he runs again in 2024 with Candance Owens as his running partner, they will likely win ... So get ready for another expisode of Roller Coaster 2.0... the story gets hairier! And Bi-polar 3.0; One too many... The Manic Nation becomes Depressed. All the fun of the fair, it's all going swings and roundabouts... again. And do keep an eye on Candance Owens, she's not going away in a hurry either and is arguably one of the very few people that are 'Bang on point' in the US today*

*I now take some of this back, I'm Pro-Choice, not Pro-life and she has a very hard line on some topics. I'm not against life; It is just a matter of perspective  as to when life commences and what life circumstances you may incur having a child with a single parent... and vice versa. 

We should return to a monarchy

As a working-class globalist and closet monarchist; I know where I stand in my personal politics and why … I acknowledge and respect your socalist opinions but I am more than happy to do away with parliament tomorrow in preference of readopting the monarchy with a good Facebook account manager... OK definitely not Facebook, or Twitter but ... you get the idea. Easy, accountable, centralised, (even if by dictatorial decree), clear, concise policies knowing exactly with whom the buck stops and judged accordingly by 'the people' ... who admittedly are in quasi-servitude but wipe the sleep out of your eyes sleepy Jean, we all are at the end of the day.

If you can relate in any way to a God it would not be an unfair assumption to conclude that whatever IT is, put the King in his place? But bear in mind I am an insane, Catholic - Muslim - Wiccan raised, altar boy ranked, militarily institutionalised, pantheaistically oriented, Irish nationalist, monarchist, Shaman educated, skydiving madman:so you can totally ignore me with impunity. But can you get your head around that..? Manic depressives; you got it easy, keep taking the meds.

However, you have to stand for ‘something’ and remain hopeful that 'the something, manifests good’… and not evil.You cannot blame a black man for being born black or poor, yet you will defend his rights to the end however, you're not prepared to defend those of a man born a king..? You cannot blame a human being for being born no matter who or what they are... that is what Racism, or ignorance, is.

I'm sure all other principalities and states have these thoughts or beliefs too. Most people are actually on the same page when we get past our cultural anomalies, respect. Monarchy has the advantage of making moral decisions, not based in finance; the one true ability that is required in order to take the real moral high ground. That is why I believe in the monarchy and why they should exist, in the hope that they benefit us all. 

I liked the Queen and now the King and his principals, even if they are perceived, and can relate to them as being ‘of a generation’ that most of us cannot begin to understand. I hope King Charles has an equivalent innings. They have been put through as many challenging life experiences as the next man (or woman) and then some. I agree with what they stand for which fundamentally has to be the pinnacle of British family values because that is what he stands at the head of... Britain's first family.

This is what the monarchy represents to me personally; I have heard and can empathise with some of the counter arguments of the 'over privileged' in many a working man's social club. I also keep in mind, all families have... ...  skeletons; he without sin cast the first stone but not at my King. Eggs really not appreciated either... and tan his hide on his way to prison for good measure Jeeves.

Nobody can account for their birth-right; the King cannot help being born into nobility, no more than I can help being born an Irish Immigrant, luck of the draw... unless you're the Dalai Lama, damn cheat. [Wow, you get to be you again, how thrilling. Here's the whistle you get to be referee; he who knows the cheat gets to referee... we can talk about your boredom later]. If I am openly honest with myself, I cannot name one thing that the Queen got completely wrong ... and that includes the Diana situation. Tony Blair was the asshole... always was!

I do believe that William (and Harry), also 'of a generation' can and will make a difference to all our futures, hopefully one for the better. It's a gamble I'd be prepared to take and will say outright that I would prefer William or (even Harry) at the helm of Parliament right now, and not bumbling Boris, Terrible Truss or Rich Son-yak. But, who doesn't appreciate a rich buffoon, prepared to join in heartily and laugh along at themselves whilst chewing marbles? Boris was great in some ways and no doubt a good man to have on your team... but captain? I really don't see a good leader in their entire team... nor in any of the other parties to be frank.

* keep an eye on Penny Mordaunt and Yvette Cooper ... all the men are either flakey or flaking. 

I did eventually begin to  question whether Boris was actually capable of undertaking the job at hand and this is probably the only thing I can say Cameron the Clown got right. His own father questioned a few of his decisions and even his brother quit ... that does not inspire full confidence. The other Irony being, I can't name another politician worthy of the job either... it's all gone Woolworths. Too big to fail, too old to care, too lethargic to listen, too slow to change ... gone! Institutionalised death.

Currently, it genuinely does look like there is a REALLY BIG storm on the horizon and something has 'to give' sooner or later but which domino will fall first? (War is Moneyl...Economy first, then a war to cover up the mess?) and who will likely survive? Royalty everywhere are raised and bred, call it indoctrinated if you wish, but they are trained to lead their entire lives, hopefully for occurences such as the current multiple ongoing crisis's that are unfolding; from climate change, corona virus, ecomonic meltdown [aliens]... I advocate a return to the Monarchy.

We do need good leaders, and they really are not as common as we'd like, but they can be nurtured as well as natural, psychologists have proven this. Personally, I'd 'av a cheeky tenner on William... wouldn't you? I have some faith that he knows all about leadership and enough to rise above any indoctrinated illuminati BS... None of us could ever, ever think with the power of a king. Kings and Gods alike, mean nothing without followers, allegiances and subjects, they need us too. And... In a globalist 'free world' without borders, (if only)... if you don't like it, you're free to move. Vote with your feat, Simple!

Here is a Dhalian perspective: Climate change earthquake, Super Volcano or possible sub-marinal techtonic-plate strategical nuke disguised as a Tsunami; Asteroid strike, Solar storm, or Bill Gates’ new innovative sun darkening patent or his latest vaccine patent; China attacks: Taiwan? India? Australia? Hong Kong? Is there a sweepstake (I hope I get Taiwan or Hong Kong). Russia invade Ukraine and the other non compliant black sea nations or maybe Putin reignites the USSR and cold war; Stock markets crash, the crypto-bubble is finally realised (Slooowlee). Undeniable truth about alien existence, or actual first contact; (can the aliens hear what I'm thinking... must stop) A.I. kills its next victim, or Tesla admit the ones they got away with and 'own it'. (Did the aliens give us A.I.?) Or quite frankly, the next in the ongoing series of…. Plandemic 2.0 Coming to a city near you soon ... vaccine wars! Boost your child - Today!

WTF !!!

Take your pick but keep in mind that evil people will do the things that good people will not do to get ahead ... therefore? They already have! There really is a shitshow in the making no matter how you look at it, so let us hope our leaders are up to the task… or consider doing a ‘Gareth’ … and Bale. But don't panic,
Boris, Donald & Rishi have got this... IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!

Where do I personally think it is all heading? I bailed and baled...and kept the bucket to be kicked later!

 

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