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Have you ever wondered what it would be like if UK celebrities were in charge of the government? Who would you trust to make the important decisions that affect the nation? Who would you want to see representing the UK on the world stage?

Well, you are not alone. Many people have fantasised about their favourite stars taking on the roles of cabinet ministers, and some have even created their own fantasy leagues and polls to see how they would fare.

In this critique, we have compiled a list of the top 25 UK celebrities who could be potential cabinet ministers, based on their popularity, skills, experience, and personality. We have also assigned them to the most suitable positions, according to their strengths and interests.

Some of these celebrities may surprise you, while others may seem like obvious choices. Some may have political ambitions, while others may prefer to stick to their day jobs. But one thing is certain: they are all talented, influential, and admired by millions of fans.

So, without further ado, here are the top 25 UK celebrities who could be cabinet ministers: ???

Prime Minister: Benedict Cumberbatch.
He has played many intelligent and charismatic characters, such as Sherlock Holmes and Alan Turing. He is also a humanitarian and an advocate for various causes.
Benedict Cumberbatch: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benedict_Cumberbatch

Deputy Prime Minister: Emma Watson.
She is a talented actress who rose to fame as Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films. She is also a UN Women goodwill ambassador and a feminist activist.
Emma Watson: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Watson

Chancellor of the Exchequer: Lewis Hamilton.
He is a seven-time Formula One world champion and one of the most successful drivers in the history of the sport. He is also a businessman and a philanthropist who supports various charities.
Lewis Hamilton: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_Hamilton

Foreign Secretary: Idris Elba.
He is a versatile actor who has starred in films and TV shows such as The Wire, Luther, Thor and Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom. He is also a musician, a DJ and a producer who has worked with artists from different countries and genres.
Idris Elba: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idris_Elba

Home Secretary: Helen Mirren.
She is an acclaimed actress who has won an Oscar, a BAFTA, a Golden Globe and an Emmy for her roles in films and TV shows such as The Queen, Prime Suspect and The Madness of King George. She is also known for her outspokenness and her support for human rights.
Helen Mirren: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Mirren

Secretary of State for Defence: Tom Hardy.
He is a rugged actor who has played many tough and action-oriented characters, such as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, Max Rockatansky in Mad Max: Fury Road and Tommy Conlon in Warrior. He is also a former Royal Marines reservist and a supporter of various military charities.
Tom Hardy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Hardy

Secretary of State in the Cabinet Office: Judi Dench.
She is a legendary actress who has won numerous awards for her roles in films and TV shows such as Shakespeare in Love, Skyfall, Philomena and As Time Goes By. She is also a dame of the British Empire and a patron of many arts and cultural organisations.
Judi Dench: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judi_Dench

Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster: Stephen Fry.
He is a witty and erudite actor, comedian, writer and presenter who has appeared in films and TV shows such as Blackadder, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, QI and The Hobbit. He is also a polymath and a public intellectual who has written books on various topics such as history, literature, language and science.
Stephen Fry: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Fry

Secretary of State for Energy Security and Net Zero: David Attenborough.
He is a renowned broadcaster and naturalist who has narrated and produced many documentaries on wildlife and the environment, such as Planet Earth, Blue Planet and A Life on Our Planet. He is also a vocal advocate for conservation and climate action.
David Attenborough: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Attenborough

Secretary of State for Science, Innovation and Technology: Brian Cox.
He is a popular physicist and TV presenter who has hosted and co-hosted many shows on science and astronomy, such as Wonders of the Solar System, The Infinite Monkey Cage and Stargazing Live. He is also a professor of particle physics at the University of Manchester and a former keyboard player for the band D:Ream.
Brian Cox: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Cox

Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities: James Corden.
He is a successful actor, comedian and host who has starred in films and TV shows such as Gavin & Stacey, The Late Late Show with James Corden and Cats. He is also a philanthropist and a supporter of various causes such as Comic Relief, Sport Relief and Children in Need.
James Corden: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Corden

Minister for Intergovernmental Relations: Kate Winslet. She is an Oscar-winning
actress who has appeared in films such as Titanic, The Reader, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Mare of Easttown. She is also a global ambassador for Lancôme and a patron of several charities such as Cardboard Citizens, Golden Hat Foundation and The British Red Cross
Kate Winslet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Winslet

Secretary of State for Health and Social Care: Emma Thompson.
She is a versatile actress, writer and activist who has won Oscars for her roles in Howards End and Sense and Sensibility. She is also a campaigner for various issues such as human rights, climate justice, education and mental health.
Emma Thompson: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Thompson
Lord President of the Council and Leader of the House of Commons: Hugh Grant
. He is a charming actor who has starred in many romantic comedies such as Four Weddings and a Funeral, Notting Hill, Bridget Jones’s Diary and Love Actually. He is also a political activist and a founder of Hacked Off, a campaign group for press reform.
Hugh Grant: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Grant

Leader of the House of Lords and Lord Privy Seal: Maggie Smith.
She is an iconic actress who has won Oscars for her roles in The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie and California Suite. She is also known for her roles in films and TV shows such as Harry Potter, Downton Abbey and The Lady in the Van. She is also a dame of the British Empire and a recipient of the Order of the Companions
Maggie Smith: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggie_Smith
Minister for Women and Equalities: Keira Knightley.
She is a beautiful and talented actress who has starred in films such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Pride and Prejudice, Atonement and The Imitation Game. She is also a feminist and a supporter of various organisations such as Amnesty International, Oxfam and Women for Women International.
Keira Knightley: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keira_Knightley

Secretary of State for Business and Trade: Richard Branson.
He is a famous entrepreneur and adventurer who is the founder of the Virgin Group, which includes businesses such as Virgin Atlantic, Virgin Galactic, Virgin Media and Virgin Trains. He is also a philanthropist and a founder of Virgin Unite, a charitable foundation that supports various causes such as health, education, environment and social justice.
Richard Branson: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Branson

President of the Board of Trade: Daniel Craig.
He is a dashing actor who is best known for playing James Bond in films such as Casino Royale, Skyfall, Spectre and No Time to Die. He is also a producer and a UN Global Advocate for the Elimination of Mines and Explosive Hazards.
Daniel Craig: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Craig

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs: Jamie Oliver.
He is a famous chef and TV personality who has hosted and produced many shows on food and cooking, such as The Naked Chef, Jamie’s School Dinners, Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals and Jamie’s Food Revolution. He is also a campaigner for healthier eating habits and better food education.
Jamie Oliver: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Oliver

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions: J.K. Rowling.
She is a bestselling author who has created the Harry Potter series, which has sold over 500 million copies worldwide and inspired a successful film franchise. She is also a philanthropist and a founder of Lumos, a charity that works to end the institutionalisation of children around the world.
J.K. Rowling: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._K._Rowling

Secretary of State for Education: David Walliams.
He is a hilarious actor, comedian and writer who has appeared in shows such as Little Britain, Come Fly with Me and Britain’s Got Talent. He is also a prolific children’s author who has written books such as The Boy in the Dress, Gangsta Granny, Mr Stink and The World’s Worst Teachers.
David Walliams: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Walliams

Secretary of State for Transport: Chris Hoy.
He is a legendary cyclist who has won six Olympic gold medals and eleven world championships in track cycling. He is also a knight of the British Empire and a patron of several charities such as UNICEF UK, Sport Relief and The Prince’s Trust.
Chris Hoy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Hoy

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland: Liam Neeson.
He is an acclaimed actor who has starred in films such as Schindler’s List, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Taken and Love Actually. He is also an Irish citizen and a supporter of various causes such as Amnesty International, UNICEF and The ONE Campaign.
Liam Neeson: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liam_Neeson

Secretary of State for Scotland: Sean Connery.
He is an iconic actor who was the first to play James Bond in films such as Dr No, Goldfinger, Thunderball and Diamonds Are Forever. He is also a Scottish nationalist and a supporter of Scottish independence.
Sean Connery: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Connery

Secretary of State for Wales: Catherine Zeta-Jones.
She is a stunning actress who has won an Oscar for her role in Chicago. She is also known for her roles in films such as The Mask of Zorro, Entrapment, Traffic and Ocean’s Twelve. She is also a Welsh native and a patron of The Noah’s Ark Appeal, a charity that supports the Children’s Hospital for Wales.
Catherine Zeta-Jones: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_Zeta-Jones

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